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Mar. 5th, 2012

Doctor Who: Scooter
Title: Summer Boys
Rating: PG-13/light R
Warning: None
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Blaine opens the back door, spots Kurt lounging on a deck chair, and promptly loses his ability to function as a human being. Because Kurt is tanning. Shirtless.
Author's Notes: Was going to post this directly to tumblr, but that was just not happening for some reason. Takes place between Season 2 and Season 3 of Glee, when they were just getting used to being 'boyfrans'.


“Hey, kiddo,” Burt says in greeting as he opens the front door. “Kurt’s in the backyard.”

“Thanks, sir,” Blaine says, waving his hand in the air as Kurt’s dad says Call me Burt for the thousandth time. Blaine can’t seem to shake the habit.

They don’t really have plans today, Kurt and Blaine, but it’s such a nice day outside that Blaine couldn’t help but come over the second he received Kurt’s text. After spending the last bit of school apart, Blaine loves that he can see Kurt almost whenever he wants over the summer. It was hard, but Blaine likes to think of this time together as his reward. He doesn’t want to think about next year, not when the sun is warm and there are months to treasure until then.

Blaine opens the back door, spots Kurt lounging on a deck chair, and promptly loses his ability to function as a human being. Because Kurt is tanning. Shirtless.

There’s all this skin that Blaine’s never seen before, pale, perfect skin stretched taut over muscle and bone, and Blaine wants to taste every single inch of it. He wonders if Kurt tastes the same all over, if the skin of his collarbone is salty like that at the juncture of Kurt’s jaw and neck, if Kurt’s hips are as soft and delicious as his calves. Blaine wants to kiss, lick, and bite, memorize the way the fine hairs of Kurt’s navel tickle against his face. He wants to taste other decidedly naughty areas, too, places they haven’t talked about exploring together but places that Blaine dreams about, imagines the flavor of as he tangles his legs in his sheets.

Blaine’s bag drops to the ground with a whump, and he’s not sure how he manages to get there except all of a sudden he’s plopping down on the deck chair next to Kurt.

“Hey, boyfriend,” Kurt chirps, and that sends Blaine reeling again just when he was about to touch back to reality, because he still boggles that they’re boyfriends, Kurt is his boyfriend. After three months he thought perhaps it should lose its appeal, but the word never fails to bring a dopey smile to Blaine’s face.

Kurt frowns, places his silver tanning reflector flat on his (smooth, pale, perfect) chest as he grabs the earpiece of his sunglasses between his pinched thumb and forefinger. He slides them down his nose to look over the top of them at Blaine. “You okay?”

“Skin,” Blaine says weakly, gesturing at Kurt’s body with flailing hands.

It’s as if Kurt suddenly realizes that he’s half naked in front of his boyfriend, a boyfriend who’s never seen him shirtless before, a boyfriend who is definitely enjoying the opportunity even though he knows he is probably unattractively goggling. Kurt squeaks, flings the tanning reflector from his chest which causes the muscles to ripple under his skin, oh God, as he leans back and frantically searches for something to cover himself with. His fingers brush against a shirt and Blaine panics.

“No, don’t,” Blaine says, licks his lips because his mouth is suddenly so dry. “I mean, you don’t have to. I could, um, take mine off, too? You know, to even it out?” Kurt blinks at Blaine once, twice, three times, until Blaine shifts nervously on the chair. “Forget it,” he mumbles.

“Okay,” Kurt says, breathes out shakily. “Yeah, that’s-- okay.”

“Really?”

Kurt smiles. “Yeah.”

Blaine doesn’t waste any time, nearly punches himself in the jaw as he tries to rip the shirt from his body. Then it’s off, balled up on the floor, and Blaine stills as Kurt drinks him in. He tries his best not to fidget, tries to keep his shoulders from slumping and clenches his stomach muscles a little to make his abs look better (he’s been meaning to start working out again, or at least start going to Fight Club more often), but Kurt’s face doesn’t change as his eyes rake over Blaine’s body.

The silent seconds stretch into minutes, and Blaine can’t help it any more. “Kurt, can--“

“C’mere,” Kurt says, reaching forward to pull Blaine in. His voice is husky, deep and a little wrecked, and Blaine groans as Kurt drags Blaine onto the deck chair. There isn’t anywhere to go, nowhere to grip and hold his body away from Kurt’s, so they press together from shoulder to hip.

Kurt’s skin is so warm, kissed by the sun and smooth beneath his palms. Blaine can’t get enough. He slides his hands to Kurt’s hips, feels his fingers press into the soft bit of flesh he finds there. Blaine leans in for a kiss, Kurt moaning against his mouth as he wraps his arms around Blaine’s shoulders

“You feel so good,” Kurt pants. His fingertips lightly trail along Blaine’s back, mapping a pathway between Blaine’s shoulder blades. “God, I just want to--“

“Yeah,” Blaine says, agreeing even though he’s not quite sure what he’s agreeing to. His grip against Kurt’s hips tightens and Kurt bucks up, moans as their hips slot together and-- oh. Oh.

That’s Kurt, hot and hard against him with only a few layers between them, and this is new, too. God, that’s his cock, right there, and Blaine tries so hard to angle his own hips away when they do this on Kurt’s bed, in the backseat of his car, on the couch, but Blaine feels all the blood in his body spike to his groin. He is so, so gay and that is Kurt’s cock and Kurt’s chest against his and Blaine whines into the hot skin of Kurt’s neck that tastes just like he’d imagined.

Kurt mumbles something, embarrassed, tries to pull his hips away, but Blaine can’t let the feeling go. He thrusts forward, groans as they line up and Blaine feels Kurt’s cock against his own. Kurt grabs Blaine by the shoulders, drags him up until their lips slot together and Blaine can feel Kurt panting heavily into his mouth. God, it’s so good, and everything is so warm and wonderful and--

Cold. Cold and wet. In all the wrong ways.

Blaine splutters, confused, as Kurt shoves him off and Blaine lands hard on his butt on the concrete of the deck. “What th-“

“Dad!” Kurt screeches, and Blaine is no longer in the mood. At all.

“Sorry, boys,” Burt hollers, and when Blaine looks up he sees Burt with garden hose in hand, watering the annuals on the side of the house. “Got away from me for a second.”

“I’m just going to uh, go to the bathroom,” Blaine mumbles. He can feel his face burning red, and Kurt’s isn’t any better.

“Yeah,” Kurt agrees, looking anywhere but Blaine’s chest. “Yeah I’ll, uh, be there in a second. Inside, I mean. Not in the bathroom with you,” he laughs, slightly hysterical. “I’ll start lunch.”

“That sounds delicious,” Blaine says, groping blindly for his shirt.

Later, Blaine will realize that Burt was trying not to chuckle, but in the moment he can't think of anything other than putting his shirt back on and pretending none of that ever happened.


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whenidance
Mar. 5th, 2012 05:41 pm (UTC)
BURT HUMMEL FATHER OF THE YEAR.

also, this was super hot *____*
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:40 am (UTC)
Burt Hummel: Superdad!

My favorite headcanon is when Burt screws with Blaine and gently teases the crap out of him. And of course Blaine is super nervous and on super best behavior, and Burt just laughs behind his back. Poor kid!

Thank you! <33
rikerlicious
Mar. 5th, 2012 06:00 pm (UTC)
Kudos for you sdfkljsldfjdsklfj
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:41 am (UTC)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! <3
shighola
Mar. 5th, 2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha!!!

Poor boys. Burt literally got out the hose. So embarrassing.
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:48 am (UTC)
Haha, thank you! Burt totally would. <3
cherucaustic
Mar. 5th, 2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
This was the best and gave me the greatest Klaine feels. Because I've been having the bad kind lately. v.v;;
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:49 am (UTC)
I've been so down in the dumps in terms of their future, so I definitely know what you mean! All the stupid warm boyfriend feelings! \o/

Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
bnewification
Mar. 5th, 2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaha! From super hot to super hilarious in 2.5 seconds. Love it.
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:49 am (UTC)
Thank you very much! Glad you enjoyed it.
phoenix64
Mar. 5th, 2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
Oh Burt, YOU.

This was fun.
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:50 am (UTC)
Burt gently ribbing Blaine is my absolute favorite. <3

Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
mon_st
Mar. 5th, 2012 06:38 pm (UTC)
Cannot. Stop. Laughing. <3
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:51 am (UTC)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
midlifecrisses
Mar. 5th, 2012 06:50 pm (UTC)
Burt Hummel: 1 Blaine Anderson: 0

But there's alot of summer left. My money is still on Blaine
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:56 am (UTC)
I don't know, Burt's probably got a lot up his flannel sleeve. ;)

Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
caliena
Mar. 5th, 2012 06:52 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, fics like this makes me remember why I occassionally love to read Klaine :D

Kurt frowns, places his silver tanning reflector flat on his (smooth, pale, perfect) chest as he grabs the earpiece of his sunglasses between his pinched thumb and forefinger. He slides them down his nose to look over the top of them at Blaine. “You okay?”

“Skin,” Blaine says weakly, gesturing at Kurt’s body with flailing hands.

Awesome :D
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:56 am (UTC)
Thank you! I was definitely nostalgic for some "old school" Klaine where they were knew to this whole relationship thing.

Glad you enjoyed it!
risveglio
Mar. 5th, 2012 07:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, how perfect. I love it :)
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:56 am (UTC)
Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
rdm_ation
Mar. 5th, 2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
Ohhh my god I am actually crying with laughter. Blaine and his loss of brain function and Burt with the freaking hose omfg
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:57 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it. <3
inspiration90
Mar. 5th, 2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
OMG I laughed so hard at the 'cold shower' XD
this was so hot and then so hilarious
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:57 am (UTC)
Poor boys, haha. <3

Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
mulder1921
Mar. 5th, 2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
Man, I was really getting into their makeout session and then out comes the hose! Pretty funny, Burt.
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:57 am (UTC)
Oh, Burt. <3

Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
dani_elizabethx
Mar. 5th, 2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
BURT. OMG.
That part totally made my day. XD
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:58 am (UTC)
I love Burt. <3

Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
oohshinyfangirl
Mar. 6th, 2012 03:20 am (UTC)
Wonderful - thanks!
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 01:58 am (UTC)
Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
potikanda
Mar. 6th, 2012 03:38 am (UTC)
OMYGOD This is TERRIFIC!
Bahahahahaha!!!!!! I love Burt, he's so awesome!!!
Oh, and what a way to cool off! I can't stop giggling....
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 02:00 am (UTC)
Haha, thank you! Glad you enjoyed it <3
vbabe_moon
Mar. 6th, 2012 03:45 am (UTC)
Guuuuhghghgh so hot in such a short fic, you know all the sexy strings to pluck
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 02:00 am (UTC)
THANKS BOO. <3 Glad you liked it!
diamond_sky18
Mar. 6th, 2012 04:57 am (UTC)
Adorable and hot.
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 02:00 am (UTC)
Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
dreams_and_oj
Mar. 6th, 2012 10:29 am (UTC)
OMG MY FACE RN i'm about to start giggling like a little girl i swear

devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 02:01 am (UTC)
Haha, thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
needsmoregreen
Mar. 6th, 2012 11:50 am (UTC)
CAN BURT HUMMEL BE MY DAD?

(Burt Hummel, The Human Race's Father. ^_^)

In other news, this is a hilarious and awesome fic.
devonwood
Mar. 7th, 2012 02:01 am (UTC)
I WANT BURT HUMMEL TO BE MY FATHER TOO. <3

Thank you for reading! Glad you enjoyed it.
mailroomorder
Mar. 8th, 2012 03:02 am (UTC)
I love stories that have Burt okay with their physical relationship and just acting like a regular dad, laughing at his son being with his first boyfriend. Gah, this was great.
rachm89
Aug. 18th, 2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
burt is eveil! a complete legend but evil hahaha i still love him tho :)

Edited at 2012-08-18 08:06 pm (UTC)
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